I'm really not one for rules or anything like that but with all these new adds lately,I gotta say something.

*If we've had conversations before somewhere and you think I'll probably know who you are,you can add me and you don't have to reply here. I'll most likely add you back if I know you from somewhere.

*But if we've never really talked,just drop me a line here and let me know how you found me or what friends we have in common,just something so I don't think you're some random lurker. Because then I won't add you back.

*I also won't add anyone who has no entries.

*I DEFINITELY won't add you back if you only have ME and no one else added. That's just creepy and there's a few people like that,I checked their userinfo and I'm the only person they have friended. Yeah...no.

*Also,I post fairly often (usually about wrestling,makeup,my life,fics and stuff) and I'm pretty blunt when it comes to being a perv. So I wouldn't add me if you get grossed out easily or can't take a joke.
Other than that,I'm a very friendly person so feel free to add...just let me know who you are! Kthxbye ♥

I finally gave in and made one. I've acquired too many new friends lately and a lot of them are for my fics so a nice,handy list was in order!
I don't recommend the first 5 Centon stories AT ALL. I'm embarrassed that I even wrote them. But hey they were my 1st fics ever so gimme a break would ya??

WARNING: They tend to get graphic.

When you see the * *,that's just to show you they're separate stories but the same pairing.
& I only write the same 4 people. (ETA: With the exception of one person!)

( Now then..onto the fics... )

Holy shit, I am a fucking mushball to end all mushballs. Just. Yeah. This.
This is the one my wonderful husband helped me plan out, but the cornball factor was all my own doing, I promise. Don't hate! *ducks flying tomatoes*

Still going over typos, so if you see one (or twenty), bear with me :P
I need some new Codiasi icons. For real. I always like to have one to go along with each story but I don't have any new ones, so this one will have to do.

ETA: Just realized I had the PERFECT icon for this already. So, now you see it ♥

Title: The Highest Mountain
Author: teddysbabymama
Pairing: Ted DiBiase Jr./Cody Rhodes
Rating: M. M/m relationship, some sex.
Summary: Cody's somewhat of a thrill seeker and in dragging Ted along during one of his newest expeditions, things take a turn for the worse.
Word Count: 10,189
Warning: Might not be for all types, perhaps painful to some?
Disclaimer: Sadly,this is purely fictional. Don't own a single person. Also, I have not the slightest idea of what goes on during the subject I chose to write about but I did my best. Hope it doesn't suck too much.
Notes: Don't use betas. Posting this as is,any mistakes are solely my own.
Any kind of feedback is welcome. Good,bad,constructive criticism,what have you :D

( If I got down on my knees and told you I was yours forever, would you get down on yours too and take my hand? )

Happy 27th Birthday to my sweet, sweet Teddy!

♥ ♥ ♥

Yes, it's titled in the same format as my other birthday fics and while John and Randy's DID go together, this one is in no way related to Cody's birthday fic. Just needed to clarify.

P.S. You know how I'm a sucker for details and research? I'm so pleased to learn from my wonderful Tiffany that Cody and Teddy were indeed together last night ♥ And right now of course. Makes it so much more satisfying to me. HAHAHA!!!

Title: Go Teddy, It's Your Birthday!
Author: teddysbabymama
Pairing: Ted DiBiase Jr./Cody Rhodes
Rating: M. M/m relationship,graphic sex.
Summary: The week before Ted's birthday, something happens that he didn't plan. And on his actual birthday, everything really changes.
Word Count: 11,620
Warning: Kinda angsty, sort of? I dunno. But sex is had and that's kinda what matters most. Kind of, right? ;)
Disclaimer: Sadly,this is purely fictional. Don't own a single person.
Notes: All of it is in Teddy's POV. Didn't use a beta this time. Posting this as is,any mistakes are solely my own.
Any kind of feedback is welcome. Good,bad,constructive criticism,what have you :D

( I love you. I have loved you all along. And I forgive you for being away for far too long. )

I dunno how but I woke up in the "Halloween spirit" and have been coloring pumpkins and doing Halloween craft type things with Scarlet. Well, in the middle of it, an idea sprang up and I just had to write it.

Random little Halloween fic is random! And maybe not-so-little. Hahaha. It's like a bad episode of 'Are You Afraid Of The Dark' but gimme a break, I whipped this one up quicker than twin could say "iron match!"
Literally took me just a couple of hours right now. I got an idea into my head, opened up Word and went to town.

Here is the end result :)

Title: Cody and Ted's Big Adventure!
Author: teddysbabymama
Pairing: Cody Rhodes/Ted DiBiase Jr.
Rating: M. M/m relationship,graphic sex.
Summary: It's Halloween and Ted wants to have some fun :)
Word Count: 7,871
Warning: Kinda angsty, mainly fluffy? I dunno. A few mentions of underage sex but what else is new now, really?
Disclaimer: Sadly,this is purely fictional. Don't own a single person.
Notes: Didn't use a beta this time. Posting this as is,any mistakes are solely my own.
Any kind of feedback is welcome. Good,bad,constructive criticism,what have you :D

( I wanna know what love is..I want you to show me.. )

I've never done anything like this before, writing a fic that goes along with someone else's, but I *had* to. For this, I had to! Also, this is my first time writing someone who ISN'T John/Randy/Teddy or Cody, so..yep.

& everyone knows I do not (DO NOT, DO NOT, DO NOT!) write random pairings. But since this is all very serious business and it happened (and I'm a little obsessed with these two, admittedly), here we go.

Title: I Believe In A Thing Called Love
Author: teddysbabymama
Pairing: Cody Rhodes/Shawn Spears
Rating: M. M/m relationship
Summary: There was life before Teddy. (And yes, that actually was their entrance music. Ha. Fruits ♥ )
Word Count: 11,720
Warning: No warning, really..
Disclaimer: Sadly,this is purely fictional. Don't own a single person.
Notes: This is a prequel to vyvrik's Codiasi Birthday fic which can be found here! So all of this, happened before all of THAT. Got it? Good :)
No beta,mistakes are mine.
Any kind of feedback is welcome.

( There's a chance we could make it now.. )

I *am* going to hell for this. My own PERSONAL hell. Gross.

Ugh, so this isn't a fic, not really anyway. And if it is, it's probably not a good one. It's more of just a writing exercise I needed to do, to prove to myself that I could still write sex (or at least try) and hey, I never claimed to be any good at it! But after too many of my own fics with no sex in them (and really, thank you all so much for reading them even when they lacked the good stuff! ♥), this really needed to be done.

No plot, no good details, in fact it's very straight to the point and there's not much else to it really. So if anyone chooses to read this, please don't go in thinking that it's going to be anything grand. It's not. Plus, I wrote this thing in literally 2 hours just now so... *deep breath*

Title: Jitters
Author: teddysbabymama
Pairing: Ted DiBiase Jr./Cody Rhodes/________ (can't even write it)
Rating: M. M/m relationship, pretty graphic sex
Summary: Cody's nervous about something, but not for long. (Goes along with the 09/07/09 episode of RAW. The one where Cody comes out all sweaty and flush faced.)
Word Count: 4,616
Warning: Not my best piece of work by any means and it's mostly just straight sex. (Not straight as in hetero, straight as in NOTHING BUT.)
Disclaimer: Sadly,this is purely fictional. Don't own a single person.
Notes: Didn't use a beta this time. Posting this as is,any mistakes are solely my own.
Any kind of feedback is welcome. Good,bad,constructive criticism,what have you :D

( ...dun dun dun... )

....but I couldn't resist! I wrote this yesterday and am totally proud of myself for writing a fic in a day. Haven't been able to do that lately but anyway with that said, it might possibly be total shit. I dunno.
But either way, this is a great big giant rib to xtabula_rasax who will make it down to hell before me. MUAHAHAHAHA!!!

Title: Before They Were "Priceless"
Author: teddysbabymama
Pairing: Cody Rhodes/Ted DiBiase Jr.
Rating: M. M/m relationship,semi-graphic underage sex.
Summary: Highschool Codiasi, what fun!
Word Count: 10,613
Warning: One of them is very young, sex with a minor, kinda detailed, bladda yadda yadda. CAMEOS all throughout! :)
Disclaimer: Sadly,this is purely fictional. Don't own a single person, nor do I own any of the songs.
Notes: Didn't use a beta this time. Posting this as is,any mistakes are solely my own. Research? I doez it. And while obviously, they didn't go to school together, let's play pretend, okay? I tried to get everything else as accurate as I could, activities, best subjects, etc.
Any kind of feedback is welcome. Good,bad,constructive criticism,what have you :D

** Also, this is yet another fic to come out of BT. Don't blame me. But it's totally unjust the way Belladonna manages to write the most awesome, dirtiest shit ever and when I try, all that comes out is fluff now. FLUFF?! **

( As our lives change, come whatever, we will still be..friends forever.. )

Was gonna wait to post this but I'm done so I may as well just put it out there. Can't wait for the epic Smackdown tonight ♥ ♥ ♥

Yes, it's scary long like all of my older fics but give the bitch a chance, will ya?
Also, it's true, I've always been a fan of soap operas, so if you smell cheese, it probably *is* cheese and it's an understatement to say that I'm pro-Drama! (in fics and movies, def not life..)

** Really want to thank everyone who's kept up with this, you guys have no idea how much it means to me. I hadn't realized I'd been writing bits and pieces of it over a 3 month span! **

Title: The Lies I Tell You (6/6)
Author: teddysbabymama
Pairing: Randy Orton/Ted DiBiase Jr. & Cody Rhodes/Ted DiBiase Jr.
Rating: M. M/m relationship,graphic sex.
Summary: Questions are asked, choices are made and sex is had.
Word Count: 11,530
Warning: THIS IS THE END. Finito, done, game over, peace out.
Disclaimer: Sadly,this is purely fictional. Don't own a single person, nor do I own any of the songs.
Notes: Didn't use a beta this time. Posting this as is,any mistakes are solely my own.
Any kind of feedback is welcome. Good,bad,constructive criticism,what have you :D

( Just to see you smile, I'd do anything.. )

So, I never got a definitive answer on the last part. Some loved the way it ended, others wanted something happier but all in all,there were requests for more, so.. here's more.

Totally random, huh? Bet no one saw this piece comin'! LOLZ.

Title: The Lies I Tell You (5/?)
Author: teddysbabymama
Pairing: Randy Orton/Ted DiBiase Jr.
Rating: M. M/M relationship
Summary: Things have changed, relationships are altered. Gender doesn't matter to Cody, it never has. He thinks about delving back into Planet Hetero.
Word Count: 5,145
Warning: No warnings this time, really.
Disclaimer: Sadly,this is purely fictional. Don't own anybody.
Notes: I don't use betas,all mistakes are my own. Any kind of feedback is welcome. Good,bad,constructive criticism,what have you :D

( I've had the time of my life & I owe it all to you. )

A fic that started in the Bermuda Triangle. (If you don't know, don't ask! LOL!)

Title: Wishes & Prayers
Author: teddysbabymama
Pairing: Ted DiBiase Jr./Cody Rhodes
Rating: M. M/M relationship. Graphic sex. (Haven't had to use that warning in a while!)
Summary: Cody works out. Yes, again. He also lusts Ted. Really badly, but Teddy just wants to be friends.
Word Count: 11,735
Warning: Religious beatdown,so if that bothers you, don't read. Also,it's been a while since I'd written a lengthy sex scene so forgive any fic rust.
Disclaimer: Sadly,this is purely fictional.
Notes: No beta,all mistakes are my own. Any kind of feedback is welcome. Good,bad,constructive criticism,what have you :D

( Twinkle twinkle, little star.. )

I'm so sure there's errors up the wazoo with this but I can't be bothered with that just yet. I'll fix those later.
This started from Katie and Dee's Randy-perving,not me. Nope,had nothing to do with it. Anyway,I dunno how it became an actual whole FIC when it was just intended to be a tiny..piece type thing. But here it is,don't laugh.

Now I'm gonna go read Katie and Dee's fics,they each wrote one,too! All with Randy,his hand and a mirror. Cannot fucking WAIT! Peace.

Title: The One Man Sex Show
Author: teddysbabymama
Pairing: Randy Orton/Randy Orton
Rating: M. M/M relationship
Summary: Randy has sex with his hand.
Word Count: 3,892
Warning: Be afraid,be very afraid. I don't know how I got so carried away with this.
Disclaimer: Sadly,this is purely fictional. Don't own anybody.
Notes: I don't use betas,all mistakes are my own. Any kind of feedback is welcome. Good,bad,constructive criticism,what have you :D This came from a perving session with xtabula_rasax & deans_mate,blame them. They're at fault for this.

( If you could only see how blue his eyes can be.. )

2 fics in 2 days never happens for me.
But it has apparently.

I really should go through this for errors but I can't be bothered with it right now. Not at all. I'm tired of proofing this shit and plus,I see other fics on my flist that I need to get to. This instant!

P.S. I thiiiiiiink this is the end. I'm pretty sure it is anyway. Yes,no,maybe so?

Title: The Lies I Tell You (4/?)
Author: teddysbabymama
Pairing: Randy Orton/Ted DiBiase Jr./Cody Rhodes
Rating: M. M/M relationship
Summary: A night out for drinks doesn't go as planned.
Word Count: 4601
Warning: Rushy McRusherson up in here. This feels like a rough draft but I'm too tired to care right now. & The use of the L word in this is sickening,I'm honestly disgusted with myself. Gross,who am I?! A character in Days of Our Lives?! DO NOT WANT! Halp! Lolz.
Disclaimer: Sadly,this is purely fictional. Don't own anybody.
Notes: I don't use betas,all mistakes are my own. Any kind of feedback is welcome. Good,bad,constructive criticism,what have you :D

( When one door closes.. )

Dear Jane,
I'm going to miss you mucho! I kinda rushed through this a bit to get it done before you left so I hope it's not complete suckage. Seriously.
Love,Me

Title: The Lies I Tell You (3/?)
Author: teddysbabymama
Pairing: Randy Orton/Ted DiBiase Jr./Cody Rhodes
Rating: M. M/M relationship
Summary: The aftermath of Cody's knowledge.
Word Count: 6300
Warning: I kinda went off the deep end with this one.
Disclaimer: Sadly,this is purely fictional. Don't own anybody.
Notes: I don't use betas,all mistakes are my own. Any kind of feedback is welcome. Good,bad,constructive criticism,what have you :D

( Loving you was like breathing. Natural and necessary. )

So,mushy_love_song said something that got me thinking,soo...

(And I know it's pretty obvious who's who but let's forget about the faces attached to the bodies and vote solely on who you think has the better feature..)

SRS BIZNS.


Poll #1441828 Hiplines...
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 73

Who has the better hiplines?

The pairing has changed a bit,huh? :P Sorry twin!

Title: The Lies I Tell You (2/?)
Author: teddysbabymama
Pairing: Ted DiBiase Jr./Cody Rhodes
Rating: M. M/M relationship
Summary: Teddy reflects on the past before returning to his hotel room.
Word Count: 3,772
Warning: The pairing has obviously changed a bit from the previous part.
Disclaimer: Sadly,this is purely fictional. Don't own anybody.
Notes: I don't use betas,all mistakes are my own. Any kind of feedback is welcome. Good,bad,constructive criticism,what have you :D

( One step at a time. )

Little fic is little!!
I wrote this for my dear twin who requested it loooonnnggg ago. Sorry it took me so long to get to it,I wish I'd written it back when you were in the fic mood. I know you're not feeling 'em right now so no worries about reading it,don't feel that you have to.

I wrote this just now all out of nowhere,so it's kinda really small but here it is.

Title: The Lies I Tell You (1/?)
Author: teddysbabymama
Pairing: Ted DiBiase Jr./Randy Orton
Rating: M. M/M relationship
Summary: Teddy and Randy go to the movies.
Word Count: 3,283
Warning: Nothing grand.
Disclaimer: Sadly,this is purely fictional. Don't own anybody.
Notes:Written for my awesome twin rkowhore79 who requested this a while back. I only just now got around to writing it. I don't use betas,all mistakes are my own.
Any kind of feedback is welcome. Good,bad,constructive criticism,what have you :D

( Biting the apple.. )

Um,yeah. It is with deep regret and total embarrassment that I bring you this fic.
Read it if you want,laugh if you must.
It's my first attempt at anything,ANYTHING in an AU setting and truth be told,I have no idea what possessed me to write this. No wait,yes I do.
But anyway,be gentle if you choose to read this. Tread lightly. Don't judge too harshly. All that good shit.

Title: Heavy Hearts and Hard Nocks
Author: teddysbabymama
Pairing: Ted DiBiase Jr./Cody Rhodes
Rating: M. M/M relationship,graphic sex
Summary: They meet randomly,become friends. It unravels from there. Doesn't it always? ;)
Word Count: 9,729
Warning: My first AU fic,no idea what the hell I'm doing!
Disclaimer: Sadly,this is purely fictional. Don't own anybody.
Notes:I don't use betas,all mistakes are my own.
Any kind of feedback is welcome. Good,bad,constructive criticism,what have you :D

( I am just a worthless liar. I am just an imbecile. I will only complicate you. )

I know it's all like way after the fact and shit,but I still felt inclined to write it. Someone had to?

Title: How Rumors Start
Author: teddysbabymama
Pairing: Ted DiBiase Jr./Cody Rhodes
Rating: M. M/M relationship,graphic sex
Summary: After Legacy's bitchout session at The Bash,Cody goes back to the lockerroom to convince Ted to help Randy later in his match.
Word Count: 6,722
Warning: Use of the L word. Blah.
Disclaimer: Sadly,this is purely fictional. Don't own anybody.
Notes: Follow up to My Favorite Couch and Kiss Me Through the Phone but it's not necessary at all to read the other two to understand this one. I don't use betas,all mistakes are my own.
Any kind of feedback is welcome. Good,bad,constructive criticism,what have you :D

( The Great American F*cking )

Oh man,k so uh yeah..short random fic is short. And random.
It is a follow-up to Cody's bday fic though,but it's in Teddy's POV. Kinda nervous since this is only my 2nd piece in the first person.
Also,I was going to have their whole conversation be lyrics to a song but I couldn't stop typing so it's song lyrics mixed with regular stuff.

I hadn't planned on this being the title name but I just thought about it,it totally fucking fits and I cannot stop LAUGHING! Haaaaaaa!!!!

P.S. I get to use my new icon :D

Title: Lisp of an Angel
Author: teddysbabymama
Pairing: Ted DiBiase Jr./Cody Rhodes
Rating: M. M/M relationship
Summary: The aftermath of birthday sex with your bestfriend. Yep.
Word Count: 4,832
Warning: P is a crier?
Disclaimer: Sadly,this is purely fictional. Don't own anybody. Don't own the song.
Notes: Title is *NOT* a typo,kthx. I don't use betas,all mistakes are my own.
Any kind of feedback is welcome. Good,bad,constructive criticism,what have you :D

( Does she know you're talking to me,will it start a fight? )